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Skin Demotivational Poster


THE REDSKINS - WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME


TAGS: redskins facepalm shame
Rating: 3.83/5

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Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:25 pm
The Eagles, I mean.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:24 pm
Why they'd want to trade their best player to a division rival is beyond my comprehension.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I wondered why I heard requiem bells outside.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
They just traded for McNabb tonight.
Todd M. - October 20, 2009, 7:24 pm
Oh, as a Redskins fan, this needs to go in the thread i started about Redskins demotivational posters. 5 Lions btw.
camden - October 20, 2009, 6:21 pm
....only the face palm 5 poodles


POOR LARRY - Going Cowboy seemed like a good idea at the time!


TAGS: fat woman skinny guy
Rating: 3.78/5

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DivineDragoon - January 17, 2011, 6:14 pm
Sex is like fractions, It's improper for the larger one to be on top.


KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!


TAGS: kittens skins
Rating: 4.3/5

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Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:03 pm
Kittens are so cute and sweet! With needles in their jaws and feet!!!!
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 24, 2011, 9:59 pm
The ultimate package of cuteness... and BLOOD!!!


ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee shit
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


HAS ANYONE SEEN DANE? - He's about this tall. Seen Dane?


TAGS: dane missing nazi skinhead hitler cartman
Rating: 3.14/5

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Monica - October 22, 2009, 6:04 am
Dumb blondes & skin heads


THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -


TAGS: dont eat the chicken skins
Rating: 4.65/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:02 am
Rule 35. If it exist the Japanese have made a cartoon or comic book about it.
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:47 pm
nice to see you back bart. 5L's
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm

Or PM a member for assistance.
Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:45 pm
If it's a serious question, check the "Tips on making a good Motivational" forum or try another maker.. http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 3:35 pm
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving...It's it's a bathroom blitz, it's it's a bathroom blitz
the1stCOMMI3 - May 7, 2011, 1:56 pm
How do you get your title underlined like that?


UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


I SWEAR TO GOD - There was a fan up there at one point.


TAGS: redskins
Rating: 3.23/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:25 pm
Sorry, but it is funny. My brother in law skins fan so this gets 4 Poodles out of spite
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 9:58 pm
Redskinfakes... 1L


MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.


TAGS: whale circumcision fore skin divers
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


MANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia manorexia anorexic thinspo male thinspiration skinny
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:19 pm
Well shit. Get this man three more cameras!
gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am
...you a**.


UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,


TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm
This isn't what we wished for!


CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




GAY NAZIS -


TAGS: motifake timmies official flag south park reference thanks for asking
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!


TAXIIIIIIII -




SKINNY JEANS - Don't let the name fool ya




LOSING WEIGHT - Next time you step onto the scales and wish you had lost half a stone... Think


TAGS: starving africa weight fat thin skinny
Rating: 3.08/5

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forseti - June 21, 2010, 4:01 pm
THAT's demotivating! 5 lost pounds


SELF ESTEEM -


TAGS: beauty is skin deep
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bones9 - October 31, 2010, 8:51 pm
Favourited, 5L'd. Impressive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:39 am
Rough time at the shaving mirror this morning Aggy?....Still Mexican eh? 5 chihuahua's
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:35 am
powerful, 5L


THEY SAY SMOKING KILLS - BUT SHE LOOKS WELL PRESERVED. NOT WELL. BUT CERTAINLY PRESERVED.


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L


REST - Because throwing interceptions is exhausting




DEMONS -




MULTITASKING - Because we needed another word for "unable to focus on the task at hand"


TAGS: multitasking
Rating: 2.92/5

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Current Resident - August 31, 2009, 10:04 pm
Cool. He's only using two hands. The girl was using four. Talent!


MASKS -


TAGS: blue skin searched through passed
Rating: 4.66/5

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djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 10:12 am
Wow... demotivationnal and absolutely romantique...... xx
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic


LONG JOHNS -


TAGS: chicken skins nice and toasty
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:26 pm

and because I can take a joke. This is a joke, right? Hello? Anybody?
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:07 am
cause he's Rerun.. and, you can paste a face pretty easily
mariand - October 11, 2011, 4:51 am
LOL... why everybody use RR pic for funny stuff?...
Greeny - October 9, 2011, 8:57 pm
Nice pose, but if yer going to wear something under those things - the back flap is just Whistling Dixie


SKINNY JEANS FOR MEN - The smaller the genitals, the better the fit




COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?


TAGS: okay boys and girls this is a one shot deal this is how i dressed up for the last comicon now please stop asking
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:01 am
Bump
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 2:34 pm
LOL!! @ comments
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, proves Naru isnt a nerd i guess.
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:29 pm
More importantly who is the chick with the great big Take Fits? Is it magic saline that protects against spells?
Zed - December 9, 2009, 9:27 pm
Dre, you are indeed correct, that's *looks up reference* Firiona Vi, a demigoddess who's perview has to do with magic, I think. She appears in most of the Evercrack, er, Everquest artwork.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:10 pm
And isnt this Everquest, not a mage from Warcraft?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
Wow Naru, you look different in this picture
Sean - October 28, 2009, 2:02 pm
No I'n not. But yes I do. Tootles.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Are you saying you're going as a geriatric version of me in that same outfit? Hope you've got the legs for it. ;)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:42 pm
(This is actually just a little foreshadowing to my upcoming Halloween contribution.)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yeah. Welcome to MY world. But trust me on this, it gets old fast.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I just picked what I thought was a generic mage costume, but I guess I became a goddess. Go figure.
_Ally - October 27, 2009, 4:23 pm
Ok I'm gunna geek it up...Thats Faydwer (sp) from EverQuest. Well thats what shes supposed to be. One of the dieties. *goes back to her geeking*
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:29 am
used to be a boy scout, NEVER saw that at a camporee!! all that and we share taste for women!!! We should grab a beer sometime
CANADA - October 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
well this gets a 5!
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 5:08 am
I was dressed (if you can call it that) as a human mage from World of Warcraft. The girls who went as elves, however... Well, let's just say it looked like a Boy Scout Jamboree, there were so many tents being pitched.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Yea, they tend to cause divorces.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:49 am
Perhaps I'll pass on said gatherings.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:48 am
Noted. Thanks, Jmac. Still... I don't know what sort of character she's supposed to be, but wow.
Jmac0585 - October 5, 2009, 10:18 am
AG- they don't all look like that.
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:14 am
Stunning.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I had never heard of cosplay before this site. I don't do online gaming, nor any of those conventions. I've been wrong.


SKIN DEEP -


TAGS: pig tattoo ink skin deep
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:53 am
thanks ED
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:10 am
Download GIMP, it's stable enough for basic work.
forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:41 am
nice one!
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:21 am
God i friggin hate Paint!!!


MULTI-TASKING - Gamers do it all the time


TAGS: gamers multi tasking
Rating: 4.27/5

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Bull - June 6, 2012, 9:05 am
man, I gotta get me on of those for my crapper!


REVENGE OF THE FATTIES - We have news for the skinny people. There are more of us than of you. And we can squash you.


TAGS: fatties squash skinny
Rating: 3.05/5

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brocolyfromhell - April 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
But they can still roll us over...Fat ppl roll quite fast...
Velin - October 27, 2009, 6:29 am
There is lot of them and they can squash us... fat people are zombies of reality :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 3:50 am
Well Weairy...I'ma let you finish, But Eddie Murphy had the best multiple character starring role in any film.
Weairy - October 5, 2009, 2:45 am
I'ma bet not many of you realise this is just one person?
Claire - October 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
Dylan has a point. And we have longer life expectancies.
Dylan - May 12, 2009, 2:30 pm
you can only squash us if you can catch us fatass. 1/5
FatPride - April 17, 2009, 11:10 am
Yeah, it´s a worldwide Massmovment, there flagsymbol is the rolling bolder. If you don´t vote by pounds, they will send there Supersizetroopers. Like al Fatcists they believe in Survival of the Fatest!


HOT FUZZ - It's All For The Greater Good


TAGS: hot fuzz simon skinner great good the the greater good
Rating: 2.62/5
Guut - May 20, 2009, 12:40 am
That Somerfield, I've been there. :D


JACK SPRAT - Dude, that's a lot of fat!


TAGS: jack sprat fat kiss skinny
Rating: 1.96/5

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Sharonda99 - July 25, 2008, 11:52 pm
"and I shall call him, mini me!"
Andres - May 21, 2008, 6:13 pm
Thats horrific - she's like 8X his size


WISHFUL OLYMPIC EVENTS -


TAGS: olympics chess skinny white calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - March 14, 2012, 8:51 am
But it's not an actual olympic evemt, which is what the poster is referring to.
TheGoat - March 14, 2012, 12:34 am
actually there is a Chess Olympics - it's event usually involving 1500 competitors from 100 countries - been going on for more than 100 years now www.fide.com
Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 5:38 pm

fav'd caveman...real nice.


THE OLD SWIMMING HOLE -


TAGS: skinny dipping
Rating: 4.51/5

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ICEMAN - March 8, 2010, 11:47 pm
Thanks kids.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Excellent Iceman, 5Ls.
sickartist - March 8, 2010, 10:57 pm
Greybeards rule..... 5L


SPORTING THE WOOL -




FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS -


TAGS: fear day you can drink em pretty but you cant drink em skinny
Rating: 4.24/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:24 am
'Nuff said. Fuck off.


HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE A DISTANT SECOND -


TAGS: friendship stand by me sking
Rating: 4.8/5

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MashiMashi - August 27, 2012, 9:38 pm
We discoverd girls and were at each others throat
conundrum - August 24, 2012, 5:55 pm
As you did... I should be a bit more observant...
Airman - August 24, 2012, 11:31 am
I watched the movie this weekend, and I love that quote. That's why I put Stand By Me and SKing in the tags.
conundrum - August 23, 2012, 11:16 pm
sounds like the last line in "Stand By Me" the movie or "The Body" a short story written by Steve King.... good story


ASKING FOR IT - She Is


TAGS: asking for it rape
Rating: 3.21/5

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R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:13 pm
Ba-zing-a!
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 3:37 pm
Da5id: Keep that thought in mind when Rosie O'Donnel and Roseanne Barr tie you up for that 3-way. ;-)
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 3:21 pm
No, men don't get raped, except by other men... women having sex with men is never against a man's will... unless he's gay... and then it doesn't really matter anyway, lol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:48 pm
What if his brother gets raped doesn't that count?
Lena - August 17, 2009, 8:42 pm
Some dumbass men actually think some women wake up in the morning deciding which outfit she wants to be raped in. lOl.
Culos - February 24, 2009, 9:08 am
Maybelline, just wondering, do you have sound with the posters? I sure can't hear what she's saying...
maybelline - February 24, 2009, 9:02 am
she is not asking for it you are just being a stupid douche-bag boy.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 24, 2009, 10:01 am
Tunnels suck, ripping off other posters is lame, there's hardly any joke here, and you went ahead and made two of them with the same picture: lame.
agdaniele - January 22, 2009, 10:29 pm
The original posting was 5-L golden. Shouldn't Dane Cook masterpieces.


SKINNY JEANS - available in the women's department


TAGS: skinny jeans
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 4:17 am
First of all, you get 5 lions right off the bat. Second, this needs to go into the hall of fame. And thirdly, I'm at the point of plowing my steel-toed boot up their a*s! Kicking the masculinity into them. Good job!


MULTI-TASKING -


TAGS: multi tasking medicinal justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:28 am
The best part of waking up...it smolders in your cup. Well said. 5L


DID YOU SPILL MY BEER? - RUGBY.. WHEN ONLY CONFLICT WILL DO




BEAUTIFUL SKIN - I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want--an adorable pancreas?


TAGS: beauty skin
Rating: 4.75/5

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maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Wow.


SUN GODDESS -


TAGS: skin cancer wrinkles
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 9:04 pm

lolz...n1


HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am
I endor5e this statement.


COMPLEXION -


TAGS: pink skin innuendo calendar
Rating: 4.52/5

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Elián Gonzalez - December 14, 2010, 5:14 pm
lmao no nuts huh
forseti - October 19, 2010, 8:45 am
Aggy, you probably had (another) Choco... Only in the yellow package you can find peanuts! :D
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 11:48 pm
Coconut m&m's ...yucky
agdaniele - October 18, 2010, 11:20 pm
No nuts in mine, please. Excellent! 5L


THE ROCK AND POOL, IS NICE AND COOL -


TAGS: gollum too ugly to skinnydip
Rating: 3.77/5

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PhxDebbie - May 19, 2010, 9:01 am
5 my precious Ls
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 4:02 pm
fishing with worms I see


CHALLENGE - "I can eat all i want and i still never weigh more then 60 lbs"


TAGS: food skinny anorexia challenge progeria
Rating: 2.09/5

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Cubbybear - July 21, 2010, 10:29 pm
Facebook people don't eat?
motifake - July 21, 2010, 10:24 pm

46 facebook likes... whaaaaaaaaaaat???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:53 am
And humping an unresponsive donkey it seems....
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:37 am
Usually, it's projected onto a donkey's ass. But after showing the last Rob Schneider movie, the donkey killed itself. We're back to huddling around a flour tortilla now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:33 am
It's not showing in Puebla.....
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:30 am
I can't wait to miss it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:29 am
Straight to re-hab.....and showing at crack houses everywhere.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that one going straight to Betamax?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:10 am
They're remaking it you know......I hear Amy Winehouse plays every part
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:08 am
Whose sis?
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:08 am
thankyouverymuch
Cubbybear - July 4, 2010, 2:06 am
Gelfling...LOL !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 2:06 am
skeksis!!!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:05 am
Was she in The Dark Crystal?
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 10:49 pm
Quite an interesting article on the Cagots. The Amy Winehouse Disease reference tends to raise some credibility issues, though. I'd not dispute the Progeria diagnosis, necessarily, just sayin'.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Hi Haarakkon. Thanks for the comment,i checked that link ,but i still will go with the last suggested origine of her condition - a rare form of Progeria.
Haarakkon - July 3, 2010, 9:53 pm
"Amy Winehouse Disease"? Check that link.
MFS - July 3, 2010, 9:33 pm
Hi Derek. Actually her name is Lizzie Velasquez and she suffers from an extremely rare form of progeria.you can read more about her here: http://www.themanyfacesofspaces.com/MFS-StrangeButTrue-People15.html
Derek - July 3, 2010, 7:19 pm
She's going to win if she doesn't want to eat


BLAME - After ten years, it's time to look in the mirror


TAGS: redskins blame
Rating: 1.73/5

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WTF - October 20, 2009, 2:05 pm
it's time to fire Dan Snyder!


Palace Guard -




Skinny Dip -




FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD - The Colonel


TAGS: all bones no skin
Rating: 4.7/5

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Rudedog - March 23, 2013, 2:21 pm
Death has not been kind to the colonel


SKINHEADS - Not exactly the Einsteins of the criminal underworld.


TAGS: stupidity skinheads crime criminals stupid
Rating: 4.63/5

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Pikeman - December 26, 2012, 12:48 am
So proud of their whiteness they cover it in black.


BATH NIGHT -


TAGS: that will teach ya to have the boys over without asking first
Rating: 4.41/5

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erock - April 13, 2010, 2:42 am
nice one bone!
spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
5Ls Bone. Good one.
Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 5:17 pm
One hundred an eighty L's!
ICEMAN - April 9, 2010, 4:11 pm
5 bullseyes


FANBOYS - the reason why there are no user created outfits


TAGS: skin tight
Rating: 4.13/5

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Talisman - August 6, 2011, 10:43 pm
She's not wearing a bra. *drool*
Zealot - June 30, 2010, 8:24 am
good god


THE KISS OF DEATH - Sometimes it comes in the form of a handshake




OH YEAH? -




THE TITANTIC - It sank


TAGS: don t challege nature the unsinkable thats just asking for it
Rating: 1.94/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:03 am
001L, dude.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:03 am
I approved it.... what's your point?


PRETENSE -




FALSE -




GOODNESS, DID YOU FART? - "Not from these lean and hungry entrails didst burst forth that prodigy..."


TAGS: skinny twain clements
Rating: 4.29/5

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GySgt1811 - February 5, 2011, 6:01 pm
I'm trying to find my niche here. If I'm anything, I'm over educated and over literate; the product of a largely frivolous and misspent life. If the reference is lost..try Mark Twain - "1601". Enjoy.
daimuldoon - February 5, 2011, 4:55 pm
taht bitch needs to eat a sammich


BARTIMAEUS -


TAGS: it rubs the lotion on its skin
Rating: 4.27/5

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Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 2:23 pm
Where are all the fives this poster deserves!? It's about me, dammit!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
You know I got swerve. *tightens tie* 5L


LECTOR -


TAGS: american idol plus size skin
Rating: 4.15/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:05 pm
Again, good to hear positive feedback from the professionals! Thanks.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:59 pm
I agree with Rerun. You're doing well Telli, keep it up.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:54 pm
Very much appreciate Rerun! Definately means alot. And thanks for letting me stay!
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:46 pm

tell...you bring the A game in your work. the more biting the sarcasm with the twist the better. thanks for being here.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
Well thank you very much sir! Someone who understands good sarcastic humour.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:37 pm

this is Aces, 5L


SWIMMING - I don't understand why people says it's a sport for fags. Wait, is that a girl?!




THIS MUCH SKIN - Can be deemed NSFW in some countries.


TAGS: skin nsfw
Rating: 3/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 4:52 am
she shows her heels too if I read the view of the guy in the background right. what a bitch!


CALGON - Take me away!




DAN SNYDER - Making money off of Redskins fans' misery since 1999.




HEY LOOK AT THAT ! -




BALLS - Coach Zorn You can place your testicles Here


TAGS: redskins zorn
Rating: 2.2/5

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NICOLE RITCHIE - There is less meat on her than there is in a McDonalds burger


TAGS: nicole ritchie skinny
Rating: 1.88/5

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Krissie - August 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Joker- are you KIDDING? the LAST place(s) ANY women will lose any fat on their bodies are: ass, stomach, boobs.
MO - May 11, 2009, 7:20 pm
She must be half british 'cause she's not redneck and she's not from the North...
LOLOLOL - May 11, 2009, 6:58 pm
I thought us men were attracted to models NOT FRIGGIN BONES!!!!!! anorexia= epic fail
LolMan - May 7, 2009, 8:23 pm
Somebody get that bitch a sammich!
Emily - February 18, 2009, 2:54 am
Malnutrition can cause your abdomen to bloat like that.
TheJokerNelson - September 26, 2008, 5:36 pm
you can see bones yet she still has a roll.....Bitch needs some cheeseburgers and situps.


NFL Owner Agrees to Change Team Name -




HOW COLD IS IT? -


TAGS: coon skin cat hat humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:37 am

Thank you, Em. I wish it was mine.
EmilioDumphque - February 13, 2014, 11:32 pm
Lethally cute!
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 11:28 am

Very stoic for a kitty...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 1:17 am
Kitty is so cuuuute!


heartrending -




Discard -


TAGS: masks time remove skin andre berthiaume
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:19 pm

Excellent!~~


Bruce Allen and son -




Next on the Catwalk -


TAGS: anorexic models starved skinny bony
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 5:01 pm
It makes me feel sad and ill. Chrystal Renn was a real looker a while back - yes when she had meat and fat on her. And now she looks like this bleached skeleton that wears makeup. She no longer is attractive... at all. Very sad, indeed.
lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 1:41 pm

This makes me sad for all the girls who think this is how women~~how anyone~~is supposed to look.


skin deep -


TAGS: monday skin
Rating: 4.9/5

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chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:44 am
Funny!!! 5L :D
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 12:42 am

I don't think Clearasil is gonna fix this one!~~5ls!~


Every Little Girl's Dream -




Snake Skin -




multitasking -


TAGS: boss multitasking computer email employees
Rating: 4.71/5

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chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true cloudchaser!
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 11:44 am
Labor saving devices save a lot of time, but all we do with that time is more work instead of enjoying it


TAN LINES - Never tan before a regional tournament


TAGS: skin exposed
Rating: 4.67/5

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steph1 - February 6, 2011, 5:40 am
good one - but why not tan? just leave the stuff away that causes the tan-lines
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:14 pm
tan lines...the 'wings' of today's girl.
Aruba - January 27, 2011, 4:18 am
greaaat! :D:D
caffeine - January 26, 2011, 11:38 am
love it!


Anorexia -


TAGS: anorexia ents tree skinny
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - August 24, 2014, 9:16 pm
Thanks :)
Oldsod - August 23, 2014, 9:00 pm
Brilliant!


He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: skinny fat women eat sleep
Rating: 4.62/5

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MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 8:47 am
And of course Mr. Gary here...does a gal wonders to get the good word and a 5L to boot on her poster. Thank you sir.
MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 8:44 am
Ok...read that COMPLETELY wrong the first time. I really am a sick puppy...teehee. It's an honour to receive a comment and the big 5L from one of the few great ladies on the site. Thanks hun!
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 3:26 pm

I just thought it was because chronic disappointment causes sweliing...5L
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 1:43 pm
Heh, the one-two punches of LG and Miss P does this site some good, some good posters. Cheers to that. 5L


MEANWHILE, IN EGYPT - Hostess passing bemoaned at Mecca Market


TAGS: slinky twinkie skinky
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - November 22, 2012, 7:10 pm
Proof America is making inroads in the Middle East. In a few generations they'll be overweight and legalize gay marriage. ;)


ALL TOGETHER NOW -




UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT -


TAGS: sssssuper bowl assignment thanks for asking
Rating: 4.37/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 12:24 pm
Classic Veggie....Talking from experience......writing about what he knows......5L.


AMAZING -


TAGS: eyes skin
Rating: 4/5

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Krickit - April 30, 2013, 9:24 am
When I look into her eyes I feel like she is plotting my death
falloutghoul - April 29, 2013, 8:35 am
Those eyes...


DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.




PROGRESS -


TAGS: technology multitasking mom
Rating: 3.9/5

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Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 11:38 am
LOL! Thanx Greeny
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 9:39 am
F#$%! it should have been vacuuum
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 9:38 am
you can never have too many 'you's, except in vacuum
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 6:28 am
F#$% it.. one too many 'you's


NATALIE IMBRUGLIA -


TAGS: animal skin fur
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - April 11, 2013, 11:17 pm
Wait a minute. I thought this poster was about trapping……if not, well, there’s a reason some souls are called meat, and their furs, coats. It’s a natural continuance. It’s why they’re here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2013, 10:32 pm
So, When a subsistence hunter kills an animal and uses the fur to stay warm or dry he's a bad guy? Animals are here for our use, If we farm them at least we're not risking their extinction.
spacedog - April 11, 2013, 6:46 pm
There are a lot of artificial melons out there these days, but I'm only allowed to look at them.
Greeny - April 11, 2013, 6:44 pm
Oh sure, so wrong to hurt animals - but you all smile while eatin a melon, don't ya?
Sho - April 11, 2013, 12:07 pm
As useful as snakeskin can be, no, they are not.
EmilioDumphque - April 11, 2013, 11:24 am
So, snakeskin boots are ok?
GaryO - April 11, 2013, 8:53 am
I hear ya, Sho. I have good friends that are trappers during certain seasons. But I just don’t understand how these nice folk can rest easy knowing their traps inflict cruel pain and agony for days, for a few extra bucks.
Sho - April 11, 2013, 8:10 am
True, true.
CloudchaserS - April 11, 2013, 6:53 am
And all fur is used for is for appearance. Leather is more functional, including but not limited to protection from wind and road rash.
CloudchaserS - April 11, 2013, 6:51 am
The problem with the fur industry is that unlike leather, it's the only thing the animal is raised and killed for. The rest goes to waste.


HUNGER STRIKES - Come On, at least he asked nicely




VETERANS - They teach the youngsters how to play. Or something.




ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day!


TAGS: november challenge shakespeare lady macbeth had bad skin issues not murder issues
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:28 pm
So many doors to open...and yet, I'll just throw away my keys!
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Heheh, very good. Of course her skin is as flawed as an anorexic is overweight.


Personality -




LITTLE DID WE KNOW -


TAGS: cher micheal both skinny white women
Rating: 3.14/5

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CANADA - October 20, 2009, 6:58 pm
its more of a routine with me
spacedog - October 20, 2009, 6:56 pm
I'm occasionally confused by you too, Woody.
Woodywood03a - October 20, 2009, 6:36 pm
Uh boy, I don't know about you sometimes
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:12 am
wanted to die a rich white girl


BONECD - Who are we to judge What he does or how he dresses On his 72 hour sabbatical.


TAGS: gee bone i like skinny chicks but that s too far dude
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:52 pm
*Smooches*
MO - August 28, 2009, 3:49 pm
And Tadda!!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
X's and O's to all you fans
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:53 pm
Great one MO!!! BoneCd-Skeletor-Honey please!!! ROFLMAO!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:52 pm
ya, I saw that Moo+...anonymous baby
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:49 pm
Did you guys read the tags on that "disaster movie" poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm
Why? don't you like it?
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:48 pm
At least I got a cocktail
MO - August 8, 2009, 4:47 pm
Bones a cross dresser?? Not a very good one either....those shoes with that hand bag????
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 4:45 pm
Good thing you were drunk when you made this Moo+...ROTFLMAO
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:40 am
LOL Bone!!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 11:37 am
Dammit Mooo+ I said no pictures...you know my beach bag sooo clashes with my outfit!


Davy Crockett -




OUCH - That's Going To Leave A Mark




AM I TOO STRETCHY? - I am not a Chewing gum! Do I look like it?




SACKS, LIVES & WIVES - I've got nine of each.




CAPTIONS - Sometimes you don't need one.


TAGS: skins
Rating: 2.17/5

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